Chapter 99: I Hit You—Got a Problem?

Others Go Down the Mountain to Woo the Goddess, But I Treat Her Like an Ordinary Person Mr. CX 2704 words 2026-03-20 09:29:45

The atmosphere had originally been quite pleasant.

But then, because of Jiang Yunqi’s remark, it grew somewhat cold.

Guan Ya knew Jiang Yunqi was staking her claim, but she hadn’t expected them to be together so soon.

Harboring a hint of unwillingness, Guan Ya looked at Chu Fei. “You two are officially together?”

Before Chu Fei could answer, Jiang Yunqi pulled Chu Fei’s hand even tighter.

Feeling the softness pressed against him, Chu Fei’s attention wavered instantly.

“Yeah, after our last date, Chu Fei asked me to be his girlfriend, and I agreed. I just hadn’t gotten around to telling you all yet.”

Jiang Yunqi spoke as if it were the absolute truth, leaving Chu Fei momentarily stunned.

When did I get together with you? No one informed me!

You’re dating me, and you don’t tell me? How’s that fair?

Frowning, Chu Fei began to say, “When did I—”

But Jiang Yunqi interrupted, “You’ve been persistently chasing me, so I decided to give you a chance and agreed to be with you, didn’t I?”

As she spoke, she even gave Chu Fei a threatening look.

As if a towering man like me could be intimidated by a little woman like you?

Chu Fei was about to indignantly deny being a pushover when Jiang Yunqi anticipated it and cut him off.

“I’m a conservative person; only boyfriends and girlfriends hold hands like this, and engage in other intimate things.”

So that’s what kind of person you are!

Damn it...

He turned around and gave a thumbs up.

“Yes, we are boyfriend and girlfriend, so tonight Qi Qi won’t be going back to the dorm.”

Chu Fei imitated Meng Ziyi’s dominant CEO tone. “This isn’t a discussion. It’s a notice!”

He was pretty much rubbing it in Jiang Yunqi’s face.

But to get Chu Fei to cooperate, convince Guan Ya, and avoid future melodramas about stealing men, Jiang Yunqi had to jump into the pit she had dug herself.

“Hmm… tell Manman I’m not going back tonight.”

She looked like she was going all out. She refused to believe Guan Ya would back down now.

But Guan Ya stared seriously at Chu Fei and said something shocking.

“Does my mom know you’re cheating?”

Cheating?

And my mom?

Jiang Yunqi’s mind buzzed instantly. What did that even mean? Chu Fei had an affair with Guan Ya's mother?!

“Whether she knows or not isn’t important. I’ve already made things clear with her,” Chu Fei said calmly.

Seeing Chu Fei admit it so matter-of-factly, Jiang Yunqi’s beautiful eyes widened so much her contact lenses almost fell out.

Guan Ya frowned. “But just a few days ago, you swore you’d be my dad. Now you say you and my mom parted on good terms? In just a few days?”

“Feelings are unpredictable,” Chu Fei sighed. “Forced relationships aren’t sweet. Being together unwillingly brings no happiness.”

“But don’t worry. Even if your mom and I don’t end up together, you can always call me Dad!”

Guan Ya retorted, “So did you get that melon or not?”

“Ah… well, it was pretty satisfying,” Chu Fei replied sheepishly.

Guan Ya immediately got angry. “So you played herI'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that request.