Chapter 76: Just Let Me Hit Her Once, Please!
Shen Miaoyu’s mind went blank.
For the past two days, Zhou Mi had indeed been sleeping with her to prevent Chu Fei from making a move on her.
But why was Chu Fei here?!
“What is going on?!” Shen Miaoyu demanded, looking at the two of them.
Zhou Mi, draped languidly across Chu Fei with an alluring air, smiled sweetly at her.
“Last night was delightful. Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten?”
“That’s right, your words are rather cold-hearted. Now you’re denying everything!”
“Oh, how can you say that about Yu Yu?”
“Isn’t it true?”
These two really did play off each other perfectly.
No, wait! This wasn’t the time for sarcasm!
I need to figure out what actually happened!
“So, did we violate Article 301 of the Criminal Law last night?” Shen Miaoyu asked, barely able to voice the question.
And at that moment, she remembered one of Chu Fei’s classic remarks.
—“I never understood why so many people chase after 720p, even 1080p, when watching movies. For me, that’s already plenty stimulating!”
“Do you want to know what happened?” Chu Fei propped himself up, leaning close to Shen Miaoyu.
She nervously licked her lips.
Staring at the seductive man drawing closer, she forgot to dodge, and his beguiling voice whispered in her ear.
“Last night, I passed your room and saw something I shouldn’t have. Fourth Senior Sister was there too, so I… Today is KFC’s Crazy Thursday. Transfer three hundred via WeChat and you know what I mean?”
“Ah!!!”
Shen Miaoyu jolted awake from her dream.
And saw Chu Fei’s magnified handsome face right in front of her.
Before he could speak, she slapped him hard, leaving him utterly stunned!
“What on earth, Shen Miaoyu, are you crazy?” Chu Fei clutched his face, furious. “I came here out of kindness to wake you up for breakfast, and you hit me! Why?!”
“Do you know how psychologically damaging a slap is for a twenty-something who’s barely weaned?!”
Only then did Shen Miaoyu realize she’d been dreaming.
But it wasn’t her fault—the immersion had been too strong.
Of course, she couldn’t possibly tell Chu Fei what she’d dreamed!
“I hit you, so what? Is there a need to pick the day?” Shen Miaoyu, adopting Chu Fei’s own quirky speech, said, “I just had a nightmare; it wasn’t about you, but hitting you helps vent my frustration. What’s wrong with that?”
“Don’t you have any sense of gentlemanly conduct?!”
“Fine, fine, that’s how you want to play!”
Chu Fei’s expression turned dark as he stared at Shen Miaoyu. “Do you know what it means to dip a belt in iodine and disinfect while you beat?”
Seeing Chu Fei draw out his belt, Shen Miaoyu immediately shook awake Zhou Mi, who was still mumbling dreamily.
“Fourth Senior Sister! Look at him!”
Zhou Mi, just waking, saw Shen Miaoyu covering her cheek with a pitiful expression.
“What’s going on?”
“She hit me!” Shen Miaoyu pointed at Chu Fei, accusing him.
“Ah—no, Fourth Senior Sister, listen to me—”
“Monster! You even hit girls!”
The little flying kick came next.
One kick sent Chu Fei sprawling to the doorway.
He slumped against the wall, eyes vacant—this world was too much, he wouldn’t bother coming back next life!
...
At the breakfast table.
Chu Fei tearfully recounted the crimes committed against him by Shen Miaoyu.
Finally, he complained, “I got up early to cook for you both, and she still hit me and accused me. Shouldn’t she apologize?”
“Oh, little junior brother…”
Zhou Mi, a bit embarrassed, comforted him, “I know you’re right, but can we not talk about reason now?”
“Exactly!” Shen Miaoyu, emboldened by Zhou Mi’s support, straightened her spine.
“Never mind the facts—even if I’m ninety-nine percent at fault, don’t you have that one percent?”
Chu Fei looked at the two women, breathing out of their nostrils in unison, and could only grit his teeth.
“You really are impossible to find on Baidu; Sogou only has you two!”
“Isn’t it all your fault for spoiling us?” Zhou Mi cooed, “Little junior brother, I know you’re the best. You wouldn’t fuss with us girls, would you?”
At that, Zhou Mi winked at Shen Miaoyu.
Last night she’d already taught Shen Miaoyu how to handle Chu Fei precisely.
Though Shen Miaoyu didn’t want to cooperate, she was at fault, so she mimicked Zhou Mi’s tone.
“Alright, I know I was wrong. I’ll wash the dishes and atone later, so don’t be angry!”
Chu Fei’s mood brightened a bit.
But before he could get another word in, Zhou Mi chimed in, “Oh, my brilliant and valiant little junior brother would never be angry with you!”
“I thought so, since he’s such a magnanimous person. And honestly, I only hit him because I dreamed about him,” Shen Miaoyu added.
Chu Fei’s lips began to curl upward.
Zhou Mi asked, “You dreamed of our little junior brother? What a wonderful dream! Please, tell me which direction I should bow to have such dreams?”
“Such things are rare and precious, not everyone is as lucky as me—to dream of such an outstanding man!” Shen Miaoyu said, against her own heart.
Chu Fei couldn’t hide his smile. “Nonsense! I don’t buy any of this, don’t think a few sweet words…”
“Wow, little junior brother, even when you’re angry you look so handsome!”
“Yeah, he’s absolutely charming, especially when slapped or kicked!”
Now,
Chu Fei’s smile was harder to suppress than an AK’s recoil, and he stroked his chin.
“Really that handsome?”
“Super handsome!”
“Unbeatably handsome in the universe!”
Chu Fei finally broke. “I love honest people like you two, always telling the truth. I’ll do the dishes myself—just tell me next time when you want to slap me!”
Watching Chu Fei’s busy back,
The two women exchanged a knowing glance.
The secretary, who’d been silent all along, felt like these two women toyed with him as if he were a dog!
...
After breakfast,
Zhou Mi returned to her room for a nap, and the secretary went to work.
Chu Fei headed out with Shen Miaoyu.
Today was Madam Shen’s seventy-fifth birthday.
For Chu Fei, the birthday wishes were incidental; his real priority was to deal with Shen Linglong!
So when he arrived at the Shen family’s old mansion,
He spotted Shen Linglong and, no matter how many people were present,
He rolled up his sleeves, ready to charge over, but Shen Miaoyu stopped him.
“What are you doing?” Chu Fei complained.
Shen Miaoyu sighed, “I should be the one asking you—what are you planning?”
“Hitting her!” Chu Fei pointed at Shen Linglong as a matter of course.
Shen Miaoyu barked, “We’re here to celebrate Grandma’s birthday, not to cause her trouble!”
“Just let me hit her once, I’m begging you!” Chu Fei pleaded dramatically, “I can’t take it anymore, I feel like ants are crawling all over me, I’m trembling, I can hardly breathe!”
“Just once, I swear I won’t touch her again, really, just once, I can’t hold back, I swear I’ll never go near this again, please, just one slap!”
Chu Fei was in full meltdown.
The Shen family noticed him.
Especially Shen Linglong, whose expression was the most sour—she hadn’t forgotten how many times Chu Fei had slapped her!