Heaven-Defying Little Demon Consort: Your Majesty, Take a Bite!

Early March, at the cusp of spring—when the air is only just beginning to warm, yet the chill still lingers. Along the riverbank, the willows have already sprouted their tender, emerald buds.

At the foot of the imperial city in the Crimson Feather Kingdom, no place is more renowned for springtime outings and chance romantic encounters than these ten miles along the Brocade River. Both banks are awash with vibrant blossoms and swaying grasses, the orioles darting among them, while the young women are more radiant than the flowers themselves.

Amidst the bustling crowd stood several youths in splendid attire, surrounded by onlookers eager for entertainment.

"Ji Yin, you promised! If you fail to win a kiss from Lady Cuiyan, you’ll have to kiss a pig’s behind in public! Lady Cuiyan is in Young Lord Chu’s arms right now. You’re destined to kiss that pig!"

"The pig’s here, the pig’s here! Just brought from Butcher Sun’s, a sow weighing over two hundred catties!"

A disheveled youth, his clothing askew and hair in disarray, was pushed toward the enormous sow.

"Kiss it! The backside, mind you!"

"Hurry, hurry up!"

The youth hesitated, his face twisted in disgust, and just as he was about to back out, someone gave him a shove from behind, sending him sprawling onto the pig.

Startled, the pig charged straight at the boy! Unable to dodge, he toppled to the ground as the massive sow, running too fast, lost her footing and crashed down onto him!

The pig scrambled off his slight frame and